GEORGETOWN, DE – Citing his displeasure with the Court’s decision to hear a lawsuit filed by the social media giant Twitter to force him to honor a purchase agreement made in April, […]
Elon Musk pledges to buy the Delaware Court of Chancery
Liberals Flock to Truth Social After Elon Musk Twitter Takeover
CALIFORNIA – Fulfilling a pledge to leave the social media platform if purchased by billionaire Elon Musk, liberal Twitter users are flocking to alternative social media platforms including Truth Social. Musk’s purchase […]
BrooklynDad_Defiant! will egg your ex’s house for $250
NEW YORK, NY – Sources close to the political activist report that BrooklynDad_Defiant!, as he is known on twitter under the handle @mmpadellan, will egg your ex’s house for as little as […]
Trump signs executive order banning factual information from social media
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has signed an executive order effectively banning the posting and sharing of factual information on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook. “For far too […]
Liberal tweets scathing indictment of Trump
BEDFORD, CT – Self-proclaimed liberal and democratic party voter Jeff Tiedrich recently tore into President Trump with a tweet that some in the Twittersphere are describing as brutal and a scathing indictment. […]
Twitter suspends parody accounts: ‘only verified users can spew disinformation’
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Social media platform Twitter has suspended several parody accounts including @MSDNCNews and @CNMneews, sending a warning to other would-be parody actors that only verified accounts can spew disinformation. […]
Twitter Bans Everyone That’s Ever Tweeted the Word “Conservative”
Twitter users across the U.S. were shocked when Twitter banned every Twitter user that ever posted the word “conservative” in their feed on Thursday. “I’m not even political,” said Todd Chesters of […]
The Simpsons to Remove Every Episode Prior to 2019
LOS ANGELES, CA – With the recent removal of the Michael Jackson episode from the Simpsons line up, discussion on Twitter have focused on what other jokes might not be appropriate for […]
