WASHINGTON, DC – In a historic move, the US House of Representatives has impeached President Donald J. Trump with a 230-197 vote in favor of House Resolution 755 articles of impeachment for […]
House Impeaches Trump for Throwing Paper Towels
Breaking: Beginning of the End for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC – With the latest news coming out of Washington, sources confirm this is the beginning of the end of President Donald Trump. “The walls are definitely closing in,” commented MSNBC’s […]
Gary Johnson Voter Still Blamed for Trump Popular Vote Loss
MADISON, WI – Denise Montgomery is a conservative voter, but still grapples daily with the fact that she threw her vote away in 2016 by voting for Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, thus […]
“Mayor Pete” Buttigieg Surges in GOP Polls
WASHINGTON, DC – South Bend, IN mayor Pete Buttigieg is now neck and neck with President Donald Trump in the latest CNN poll of likely republican voters. The surprising results reflect a […]
OBSTRUCTION! COLLUSION!
WASHINGTON, DC – The full 448-page partially redacted Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the 2016 Presidential Election, or Mueller Report, was released to Congress and the public today. OBSTRUCTION! […]
Mueller Pulls All-nighter to Finish Report
WASHINGTON, DC – A visibly exhausted Robert Mueller turned in his report to the Justice Department on Friday almost 30 minutes past the deadline. “Listen, I’ve had a lot going on in […]
Trump Refuses to Back Down Despite International Pressure
WASHINGTON, DC – International pressure is mounting for United States President Donald Trump to step down and cede power to Opposition Leader Nancy Pelosi as tensions rise within Washington. The desperate situation […]
