WASHINGTON, DC – Just hours before lawmakers attempted to count the Electoral College to certify Joe Biden as the next President of the United States, a mob of angry Trump supporters wearing […]
Pussyhatted Trump supporters storm Capitol
Trump admits six new red states into Union, wins election
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday adding six new states to the United States of America. According to the executive order, the new states include East Oregon, […]
Liberal media champing at the bit to publish ‘Trump: you’re fired’ headlines
NEW YORK, NY – Anticipating a swift defeat of President Donald Trump in Tuesday’s general election, liberal media figures and publications across the country are champing at the bit to publish the […]
Biden rips up photo of Bernie Sanders during SNL appearance
NEW YORK, NY – Former vice president and presidential candidate Joe Biden caused a stir Saturday night by ripping up a photograph of Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders on live television. The incident […]
BeetPress wishes this guy a fast and full recovery
WASHINGTON, DC – Upon learning of President Trump’s COVID-19 diagnosis, BeetPress would like to set partisanship aside and wish the man who cruelly mocked a physically disabled reporter on national television a […]
Leader of Antifa revealed to be Ben Shapiro
LOS ANGELES, CA – The leader of the anti-facism movement Antifa has been revealed to be conservative commentator and editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire Ben Shapiro. The revelation comes after Shapiro created […]
Biden campaign hires Amy Cooper as Director of Black Outreach
NEW YORK, NY – The campaign of presidential hopeful Joe Biden has hired Amy Cooper as Director of Black Outreach, sources confirm. “Given the recent comments from the former Vice President, it’s […]
Liberal tweets scathing indictment of Trump
BEDFORD, CT – Self-proclaimed liberal and democratic party voter Jeff Tiedrich recently tore into President Trump with a tweet that some in the Twittersphere are describing as brutal and a scathing indictment. […]
House Impeaches Trump for Throwing Paper Towels
WASHINGTON, DC – In a historic move, the US House of Representatives has impeached President Donald J. Trump with a 230-197 vote in favor of House Resolution 755 articles of impeachment for […]
Breaking: Beginning of the End for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC – With the latest news coming out of Washington, sources confirm this is the beginning of the end of President Donald Trump. “The walls are definitely closing in,” commented MSNBC’s […]
