WASHINGTON, DC – With the nomination of former vice president Joe Biden a near certainty, democratic party leaders are dusting off their 2016 playbook ahead of the general election against President Donald […]
Democrats dust off 2016 playbook
DNC changes debate rules to allow surrogates to stand in for Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, DC – Ahead of the March 15th democratic primary debate, the Democratic National Committee has changed the debate rules to allow campaign surrogates to fill in for the candidates. “We understand […]
Democratic party mulls forfeiting presidential election
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a primary season in which the 29 candidates competing for the democratic party nomination have been pared down to two viable candidates – former vice president Joe Biden […]
DNC appoints Pete Buttigieg to manage primaries, caucuses
WASHINGTON, DC – The Democratic National Committee has appointed former South Bend, IN mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to manage all subsequent 2020 democratic primaries and caucuses. “After the little mishap […]
Mondale eyeing 2020 run to stop Sanders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Former vice president and 1984 democratic presidential candidate Walter Mondale is reportedly considering a bid for president in the 2020 election in an effort to stop Bernie Sanders from […]
Bloomberg completes acquisition of the DNC
NEW YORK, NY – Bloomberg announced today that it has completed its acquisition of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) which now stands as a wholly owned standalone subsidiary of Bloomberg. The acquisition […]
NoT eVeN a rEaL dEmOcRaT surges to the top of Iowa democratic caucus poll
DES MOINES, IA – With just over a week until the Iowa democratic caucus, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, who’s nOt EvEn A rEaL dEmOcRaT, has surged 6 points to 25% in the […]
Biden Best Positioned to Win Primary, Lose General Election
WILMINGTON, DE – Citing polling data from early voting states, establishment news outlets and democratic party insiders are making the case that former Vice President Joe Biden is best positioned to win […]
Desperate DNC Throws Bloomberg Against the Wall, Sees if He Sticks
WASHINGTON, DC – Growing increasingly desperate that one of their preferred candidates has yet to emerge as a clear frontrunner in the 2020 Democratic Primaries, the Democratic Party has thrown former New […]
Dems Seeking Middle Aged Queer Black Woman to Run for President
WASHINGTON, DC – In an effort to not alienate voters, the democratic party has chosen a queer black middle-aged woman to seek the nomination for president. With such a diverse selection of […]
