Tag: Stimulus

Covid-19 relief bill just gives $908B to Jeff Bezos

By personcalledryan on December 9, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

WASHINGTON, DC – A bipartisan Covid-19 relief bill introduced in Congress will give Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos $908 billion if passed. Although this latest stimulus falls short of providing American taxpayers a […]

Senate passes stimulus package to give each family $1200 per elderly loved one they let die of Covid-19

By personcalledryan on March 26, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

WASHINGTON, DC – An an effort to rejuvenate the struggling American economy and jump start the financial markets, the United States Senate has passed a $2 trillion stimulus package that includes a […]

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Covid-19 relief bill just gives $908B to Jeff Bezos

Senate passes stimulus package to give each family $1200 per elderly loved one they let die of Covid-19

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