Tag: Royal Family

Prince Philip just napping, report embarrassed Palace guards

By personcalledryan on April 9, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

LONDON, ENGLAND – Buckingham Palace has retracted its report that the Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, 99, has died. “I’m embarrassed to say we make this mistake at least once per month, […]

Prince Tuesday and Ana Platypus sit down for interview with Oprah

By personcalledryan on March 9, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE BELIEVE – Oprah Winfrey sat down for an extended interview with Prince Tuesday and Ornithorhynchus Anatinus “Ana” Platypus this week, marking the first time the royal couple has agreed […]

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Prince Philip just napping, report embarrassed Palace guards

Prince Tuesday and Ana Platypus sit down for interview with Oprah

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