WESTERVILLE, OH – CNN has confirmed that tonight’s fourth democratic debate at Otterbein University will be a total shit show rife with technical difficulties, protest interruptions, failed zingers, and generalized chaos on […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In an effort to not alienate voters, the democratic party has chosen a queer black middle-aged woman to seek the nomination for president. With such a diverse selection of […]
The 2020 election cycle is well underway, and many candidates have weighed in on a variety of topics. BeetPress will be visiting these topics to see where the candidates stand on the […]
FALLS CHURCH, VA – As the soft light of morning shone through the window and lapped across the face of Chris Cillizza, the CNN political commentator was disappointed to come to the […]
WASHINGTON, DC – The Democratic National Committee has announced the creation of a super-duper-delegate to deploy in the event second-ballot voting doesn’t select a nominee during a brokered convention. After calls for […]
SOUTH BEND, IN – As the campaign season drags on, candidates are spreading across the country outlining their plans for healthcare, climate change, and gun control, but South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg […]
DES MOINES, IA – Tragedy struck the Iowa State Fair on Friday as a several democratic presidential candidates were injured as a malfunctioning Ferris Wheel jolted to a stop, stranding them several […]
BURLINGTON, VT – Stating that he is no longer a kid, democratic presidential hopeful Senator Sanders now wants to be called Bernard. “Look, would you get legal advice from someone named Robby, […]
