LOS ANGELES, CA – In a bid to inject a bit more excitement into the proceedings, Politico has announced that the December democratic debate to be held at Loyola Marymount University on […]
December Debate to Feature Jell-O Wrestling
Actor in Anti-Medicare-for-All Commercial Loses Health Insurance
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jeremy Hopkins spends his time like many young, struggling actors trying to break out in America’s entertainment capital – attending acting classes, going from audition to audition, worrying […]
Pete Buttigieg Finishes Strong 2nd in Buttigieg Family Thanksgiving Straw Poll
SOUTH BEND, IN – Continuing a family tradition, the Buttigieg family participated in an informal democratic primary straw poll Thursday after completing Thanksgiving dinner. “We’re all fairly politically active in my family,” […]
Susan Sarandon Recovering After Attack by Neera Tanden
MANCHESTER, NH – Academy award-winning actress and political activist Susan Sarandon is recovering after a confrontation with Center for American Progress President Neera Tanden left her with bruises and a concussion. The […]
Elizabeth Warren: Yep, I’m Gay
BOSTON, MA – Just days after the rollout of her Medicare for All [Who Want It] plan, Elizabeth Warren has become the second LGBTQ democratic candidate by announcing that she is a […]
Deval Patrick? Whatever, Yeah, Sure
BOSTON, MA – Former Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick has officially announced that he is joining the crowded field of Democrats seeking the nomination for President of the United States for some odd […]
Dem Frontrunner Surges to 8%
SOUTH BEND, IN – For a candidate who was polling at a mere 8.4% six months ago, it’s hard to believe that South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg is now, as claimed […]
Desperate DNC Throws Bloomberg Against the Wall, Sees if He Sticks
WASHINGTON, DC – Growing increasingly desperate that one of their preferred candidates has yet to emerge as a clear frontrunner in the 2020 Democratic Primaries, the Democratic Party has thrown former New […]
NPR: Medicare-for-All Least Popular Proposal in the History of the World
WASHINGTON, DC – According to a poll of NPR hosts, producers, and stakeholders, the Medicare for All program proposed by such democratic presidential candidates as [the Senator from Vermont] is the most […]
CNN: Tonight’s Debate to be Total Shit Show
WESTERVILLE, OH – CNN has confirmed that tonight’s fourth democratic debate at Otterbein University will be a total shit show rife with technical difficulties, protest interruptions, failed zingers, and generalized chaos on […]
