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NRA Allows Congress to Introduce, Block Gun Reform

By personcalledryan on August 6, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

FAIRFAX, VA – After a series of deadly mass shootings over the weekend, the National Rifle Association as reportedly called upon Congress to introduce and block commonsense gun reform legislation. “Like every […]

NRA: Active Shooter Extinguishers Will Make Public Safer

By personcalledryan on May 1, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

FAIRFAX COUNTY, VA – After a recent string of active shooter incidents, National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre has introduced a revolutionary new system aimed at protecting the public from homicidal maniacs […]

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