EL PASO – In a move that political pundits are calling controversial, Democratic Candidate Beto O’Rourke joined the notorious street gang, MS-13. During a press conference, Beto showed off his tattoos and […]
Beto O’Rourke Joins MS-13
New Documentary Claims Michael Jackson Molested Everyone
LOS ANGELES – After the explosive allegations from documentary, Leaving Neverland, a new documentary called Forever Neverland claims Michael Jackson has literally molested everyone. “At first, we weren’t sure where we were […]
CNN Worried Not Enough Tragedy to Sustain Cable TV News Anymore
ATLANTA – CNN, the 24 hour news network, had struggled with its ratings in the past, but a recent spokesman charting its future said there may not be enough tragedy to sustain […]
Meghan McCain Builds Glorious Shrine to Late Father
LOS ANGELES – In response to recent criticism of her late father from President Trump, Meghan McCain unveiled plans to build a glorious shrine to John McCain. “John McCain was a great […]
Twitter Bans Everyone That’s Ever Tweeted the Word “Conservative”
Twitter users across the U.S. were shocked when Twitter banned every Twitter user that ever posted the word “conservative” in their feed on Thursday. “I’m not even political,” said Todd Chesters of […]
