SAN FRANCISCO, CA – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reportedly suffered from a severe ice cream headache Wednesday after voraciously consuming an entire pint of Häagen-Dazs butter pecan ice cream. “I was in […]
Pelosi suffers ice cream headache
Errant Jewish space laser damages Hollywood sign
LOS ANGELES, CA – In what is being described as an unfortunate mishap, the Jewish Space Laser Agency reportedly damaged the iconic Hollywood Sign with a space laser. “We were conducting some […]
Marjorie Taylor Greene appointed GA Executioner to quell insatiable bloodlust
ATLANTA, GA – In what lawmakers say is a move to satisfy her insatiable desire to kill, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has been appointed a Georgia State Executioner. “We figured it’s […]
