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Kyle Rittenhouse In Hot Water After Shooting Three Ukrainian Freedom Fighters

By personcalledryan on March 12, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )

KYIV, UKRAINE – Kyle Rittenhouse is under fire for reportedly shooting three Ukrainian freedom fighters while defending a Kyiv car dealership against Russian invaders. News of the shooting comes just days after […]

Kyle Rittenhouse accidentally shoots off own penis

By personcalledryan on February 5, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

KENOSHA, WI – In what is being described as an unfortunate mishap, 18-year old accused murderer Kyle Rittenhouse has reportedly shot off his own penis. “Mr. Rittenhouse was demonstrating a new Walther […]