SAN FRANCISCO, CA – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reportedly suffered from a severe ice cream headache Wednesday after voraciously consuming an entire pint of Häagen-Dazs butter pecan ice cream. “I was in […]
Pelosi suffers ice cream headache
Marjorie Taylor Greene appointed GA Executioner to quell insatiable bloodlust
ATLANTA, GA – In what lawmakers say is a move to satisfy her insatiable desire to kill, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has been appointed a Georgia State Executioner. “We figured it’s […]
Dems introduce ‘Pelosi Act’ to lower cost of Häagen-Dazs
WASHINGTON, DC – House democrats on Thursday introduced legislation that would lower the cost of Häagen-Dazs by 30% in an effort to make the frozen treat more affordable for middle class Americans. […]
Senate passes stimulus package to give each family $1200 per elderly loved one they let die of Covid-19
WASHINGTON, DC – An an effort to rejuvenate the struggling American economy and jump start the financial markets, the United States Senate has passed a $2 trillion stimulus package that includes a […]
