WASHINGTON, DC – Touting it as a victory for working class Americans, the Biden administration has announced an increase of the federal minimum wage from $7.25 to $15 to be phased in […]
Biden announces 100-year phase-in of $15 minimum wage
Barron Trump forgotten at White House
WASHINGTON, DC – Barron Trump was reportedly left at the White House as former President Trump and his wife Melania departed the grounds on Marine One for the final time. According to […]
Biden announces #GiantPlatitude as inauguration theme
WASHINGTON, DC – The Biden Inaugural Committee has announced that the theme for the President-elect’s upcoming inauguration will be #GiantPlatitude. “Given the unprecedented crisis and deep divisions America is facing, we wanted […]
Trump-aligned PAC discovers 81,281,888 cases of voter fraud
WASHINGTON, DC – An audit conducted by the Donald Trump-aligned Save America PAC has discovered 81,281,888 instances of voter fraud committed during the 2020 presidential election. “What we’ve uncovered through independent investigations […]
Liberals saddened to find most brunch places out of business
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With the 2020 election and the presidency of Donald Trump squarely in the rearview mirror, the nation’s liberals have only one thought on their mind Sunday: their first […]
Nevada election results expected within weeks
CARSON CITY, NV – As the nation patiently awaits the results of the 2020 election between President Donald Trump and Vice President Joe Biden, elections officials in Nevada are confirming that results […]
Liberal media champing at the bit to publish ‘Trump: you’re fired’ headlines
NEW YORK, NY – Anticipating a swift defeat of President Donald Trump in Tuesday’s general election, liberal media figures and publications across the country are champing at the bit to publish the […]
Biden rips up photo of Bernie Sanders during SNL appearance
NEW YORK, NY – Former vice president and presidential candidate Joe Biden caused a stir Saturday night by ripping up a photograph of Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders on live television. The incident […]
Biden holds comfortable lead among Animal Crossing residents
ANIMAL CROSSING – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden holds a comfortable lead among residents of the imaginary Nintendo world of Animal Crossing, New Horizons, according to sources. A poll among the pixelated […]
Shadow, Inc to develop 2020 voting app
DENVER, CO – Mobile app developer BlueLink, formerly known as Shadow Inc, has announced that the company is working on a mobile voting app called VoteLink expected to be the sole voting […]
