MIAMI, FL – In what pundits are calling a stunning victory, former Vice President Joe Biden has handedly won both democratic debates at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami, Florida. Senator Elizabeth Warren finished a distant… Read More ›
CHAPPAQUA, NY – Citing a lukewarm response to all twenty-two democratic presidential candidates, a majority of democrats are calling for Hillary Clinton to enter the race, according to Hillary Clinton. “Hillary Clinton won the popular vote in the 2016 election,… Read More ›
ATLANTA – Former Vice President and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is continuing his meteoric rise through a crowded field of candidates, leaving him head and shoulders above the rest of the Democratic candidates according to a new poll from… Read More ›
BURLINGTON, VT – Stating that he is no longer a kid, democratic presidential hopeful Senator Sanders now wants to be called Bernard. “Look, would you get legal advice from someone named Robby, or medical advice from someone named Susie? I… Read More ›
Twitter users across the U.S. were shocked when Twitter banned every Twitter user that ever posted the word “conservative” in their feed on Thursday. “I’m not even political,” said Todd Chesters of Salt Lake City, Utah. “I just posted to… Read More ›
