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Marjorie Taylor Greene appointed GA Executioner to quell insatiable bloodlust

By personcalledryan on February 1, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

ATLANTA, GA – In what lawmakers say is a move to satisfy her insatiable desire to kill, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has been appointed a Georgia State Executioner. “We figured it’s […]

Huge Success for Pro-Life Movement as Alabama Rules Anyone Involved in Abortion be Executed

By personcalledryan on May 18, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

MONTGOMERY, AL – New anti-abortion restrictions signed into law by Governor Kay Ivey are being hailed by pro-life activists as a major victory. The new law falls short of banning abortion, but […]

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Marjorie Taylor Greene appointed GA Executioner to quell insatiable bloodlust

Huge Success for Pro-Life Movement as Alabama Rules Anyone Involved in Abortion be Executed

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