WILMINGTON, DE – Former vice president and presidential candidate Joe Biden reportedly escaped from home confinement on Wednesday, and was discovered violating personal space at a local Food Lion supermarket, according to […]
BOSTON, MA – As daily life in the United States grinds to a halt amid the COVID-19 pandemic, voters are looking to presidential candidate Vermin Supreme for leadership and to get a […]
WILMINGTON, DE – In a statement released to the press on Thursday, former vice president and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has announced that his campaign has been endorsed by Putin puppet […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a primary season in which the 29 candidates competing for the democratic party nomination have been pared down to two viable candidates – former vice president Joe Biden […]
WASHINGTON, DC – A day after former South Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg ended his presidential campaign, and in an effort to consolidate support around moderate democratic candidates ahead of Super Tuesday, Minnesota […]
EL PASO, TX – Bloomberg LP CEO Mike Bloomberg has acquired the El Paso Times from American mass-media holding company Gannet Co, and laid off its entire editorial staff after the daily […]
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources within the Bloomberg campaign, former New York mayor and presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has offered Pete Buttigieg $2.5 million to drop out of the race […]
NEW YORK, NY – As the race to determine who will be the 2020 democratic party nominee intensifies, former democrat, republican, independent and democrat again Mike Bloomberg has vowed to spend upwards […]
HAMPTON, NH – Staffers for the Joe Biden campaign are calling upon the former vice president not to call women voters names like ‘dog face’ on the campaign trail. “Listen, Joe, I […]
NEW YORK, NY – The Rodent Committee of New York (RCNY) issued a press release Saturday requesting that American humans stop comparing former South Bend mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to […]
