DES MOINES, IA – With just over a week until the Iowa democratic caucus, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, who’s nOt EvEn A rEaL dEmOcRaT, has surged 6 points to 25% in the […]
NoT eVeN a rEaL dEmOcRaT surges to the top of Iowa democratic caucus poll
BOMBSHELL: Obama accuses Sanders of being Muslim, Kenyan
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – Former president Barack Obama went on the attack today, accusing senator Bernie Sanders of being a Kenyan-born Muslim and releasing a grainy photograph of the candidate wearing a […]
Michael Bennet somehow optimistic about recent polling
WASHINGTON, DC – Democratic presidential candidate Senator Michael Bennet used his downtime before the senate impeachment hearings today to check and see how he’s doing in the polls. The candidate, who most […]
John Delaney’s Renewed Optimism for 2020 Campaign
BETHESDA, MD – With just over a month until the first votes are cast in the 2020 democratic primaries, the John Delaney is as optimistic as ever, confident that his presidential campaign […]
Biden to Youth: Voting is Lame
DES MOINES, IA – At a Presidential Youth Forum held at Roosevelt High School in Des Moines, former Vice President Joe Biden addressed a crowd of approximately 600 high school seniors, college […]
Pete Buttigieg Finishes Strong 2nd in Buttigieg Family Thanksgiving Straw Poll
SOUTH BEND, IN – Continuing a family tradition, the Buttigieg family participated in an informal democratic primary straw poll Thursday after completing Thanksgiving dinner. “We’re all fairly politically active in my family,” […]
Your Aunt: So Many Great Candidates
ERIE, PA – As she prepared snacks and drinks in advance of the fifth democratic presidential primary debate, your aunt declared that there are so many great candidates. “There are so many […]
Elizabeth Warren: Yep, I’m Gay
BOSTON, MA – Just days after the rollout of her Medicare for All [Who Want It] plan, Elizabeth Warren has become the second LGBTQ democratic candidate by announcing that she is a […]
Warren Enters Rehab After Grabbing Drinks with 4000 Supporters
BOSTON, MA – Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren has entered an inpatient rehabilitation facility to receive treatment for alcoholism after grabbing drinks with over 4000 supporters, sources close to the campaign have […]
DNC Creates Super-Duper Delegate, Just in Case
WASHINGTON, DC – The Democratic National Committee has announced the creation of a super-duper-delegate to deploy in the event second-ballot voting doesn’t select a nominee during a brokered convention. After calls for […]
