MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – Former president Barack Obama went on the attack today, accusing senator Bernie Sanders of being a Kenyan-born Muslim and releasing a grainy photograph of the candidate wearing a […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Democratic presidential candidate Senator Michael Bennet used his downtime before the senate impeachment hearings today to check and see how he’s doing in the polls. The candidate, who most […]
WILMINGTON, DE – Citing polling data from early voting states, establishment news outlets and democratic party insiders are making the case that former Vice President Joe Biden is best positioned to win […]
MANCHESTER, NH – Citing recent escalations in tension between the United States and Iran, prosthetic arm manufactures are optimistic about the prospects of an increase in business in the event of a […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has reportedly purchased a new Washington, DC home, according to sources. The 55,000 square foot, 16 bedroom and 35 bathroom neoclassical mansion […]
ERIE, PA – As she prepared snacks and drinks in advance of the fifth democratic presidential primary debate, your aunt declared that there are so many great candidates. “There are so many […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Mike Pence spent the weekend putting together a myriad of anti-gay proposals in the event that President Donald Trump is impeached. According to Pence, the first thing […]
WASHINGTON, DC – With the latest news coming out of Washington, sources confirm this is the beginning of the end of President Donald Trump. “The walls are definitely closing in,” commented MSNBC’s […]
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Nearly three years into Trump’s presidency, liberals across America are longing for the days of yore, when Barack Obama was president, and the biggest concern facing most people […]
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump tweeted out to the residents of Ohio to hunker down and be prepared for the arrival of Hurricane Dorian later this week. At a press conference, […]
