DENVER, CO – Mobile app developer BlueLink, formerly known as Shadow Inc, has announced that the company is working on a mobile voting app called VoteLink expected to be the sole voting […]
Shadow, Inc to develop 2020 voting app
Biden vows to announce VP pick before end of first term
WILMINGTON, DE – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden has postponed the announcement of his running mate until sometime before the end of his first term on January 20th 2025, according to sources […]
Biden makes VP choice
WILMINGTON, DE – After weeks of speculation, presidential nominee Joe Biden has finally made a decision about the vice presidential nominee that will join him at the top of the ticket in […]
Re-animated Strom Thurmond to speak at DNC Convention
MILWAUKEE, WI – The Democratic National Committee has confirmed that a reanimated Strom Thurmond will replace Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to speak at the 2020 DNC Convention to be held at Wisconsin Center […]
Republican John Kasich to headline DNC Convention
MILWAUKEE, WI – The Democratic National Committee has announced that former Ohio Governor John Kasich will join prominent democrats to speak for presumptive nominee Joe Biden at the 2020 Democratic National Convention […]
Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein kidnapped by secret police
PORTLAND, OR – Reports are emerging that Portlandia stars Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein were apprehended by secret police officers and taken to an unknown location in an unmarked vehicle sometime Friday […]
Hawkins wins nomination of person to be blamed if Biden loses
TAKOMA PARK, MD – The Green Party has announced that Howie Hawkins will officially become the presumptive nominee of the person who will be blamed if Joe Biden loses the 2020 presidential […]
Debra Messing calls cops on Nina Turner
LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Debra Messing has reportedly called the police on Nina Turner following a recent spat on Twitter over the 2020 presidential election. “Hi, yes, there’s a black woman […]
Dems adopt pro-gun, anti-abortion platform to woo republican voters
WASHINGTON, DC – As the November general election approaches, the Democratic Party has announced that they are adopting a pro-gun, anti-abortion platform in hopes of wooing republican voters. “When we lead with […]
Clinton publishes new book extending additional blame for 2016 loss
CHAPPAQUA, NY – Three years after the release of her 2017 memoir What Happened, former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has penned a new memoir further outlining the reasons behind her 2016 presidential […]
