CHAPPAQUA, NY – Citing a lukewarm response to all twenty-two democratic presidential candidates, a majority of democrats are calling for Hillary Clinton to enter the race, according to Hillary Clinton. “Hillary Clinton won the popular vote in the 2016 election,… Read More ›
WASHINGTON, DC – In an effort to lessen the number of democratic presidential hopefuls and streamline the democratic primary debates, a super-mediocre hybrid candidate has been created by combining Michael Bennet, Tim Ryan, Eric Swalwell, Seth Moulton, and Jay Inslee…. Read More ›
EL PASO – In a move that political pundits are calling controversial, Democratic Candidate Beto O’Rourke joined the notorious street gang, MS-13. During a press conference, Beto showed off his tattoos and introduced his posse. “These are my cholos,” Beto… Read More ›
WASHINGTON, DC – In a memo released to democrats Monday morning, the Democratic National Committee is requiring that democrats opt-out, otherwise they’ll be automatically entered into the 2020 democratic primary race. “The very core of the Democratic Party is at… Read More ›
