WASHINGTON, DC – Growing increasingly desperate that one of their preferred candidates has yet to emerge as a clear frontrunner in the 2020 Democratic Primaries, the Democratic Party has thrown former New […]
CHAPPAQUA, NY – Citing a lukewarm response to all twenty-two democratic presidential candidates, a majority of democrats are calling for Hillary Clinton to enter the race, according to Hillary Clinton. “Hillary Clinton […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In an effort to lessen the number of democratic presidential hopefuls and streamline the democratic primary debates, a super-mediocre hybrid candidate has been created by combining Michael Bennet, Tim […]
EL PASO – In a move that political pundits are calling controversial, Democratic Candidate Beto O’Rourke joined the notorious street gang, MS-13. During a press conference, Beto showed off his tattoos and […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In a memo released to democrats Monday morning, the Democratic National Committee is requiring that democrats opt-out, otherwise they’ll be automatically entered into the 2020 democratic primary race. “The […]
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