WILMINGTON, DE – After weeks of speculation, presidential nominee Joe Biden has finally made a decision about the vice presidential nominee that will join him at the top of the ticket in […]
Biden makes VP choice
Re-animated Strom Thurmond to speak at DNC Convention
MILWAUKEE, WI – The Democratic National Committee has confirmed that a reanimated Strom Thurmond will replace Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to speak at the 2020 DNC Convention to be held at Wisconsin Center […]
Dem party insiders unsure if Biden even alive still
WASHINGTON, DC – Admitting they haven’t seen or heard from the presidential candidate recently, democratic party insiders are questioning whether former Vice President Joe Biden is even alive still. “I’ve been seeing […]
NoT eVeN a rEaL dEmOcRaT surges to the top of Iowa democratic caucus poll
DES MOINES, IA – With just over a week until the Iowa democratic caucus, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, who’s nOt EvEn A rEaL dEmOcRaT, has surged 6 points to 25% in the […]
Citing Demand, Delaney Hires Sign Spinners in 50 States
BETHESDA, MD – Sources within John Delaney’s campaign headquarters have confirmed that the democratic candidate has committed around $10 million to hire sign spinners in all 50 states. “We’ve found that there […]
DNC to Democrats: Opt-out or You’re Running for President
WASHINGTON, DC – In a memo released to democrats Monday morning, the Democratic National Committee is requiring that democrats opt-out, otherwise they’ll be automatically entered into the 2020 democratic primary race. “The […]
