Tag: Democratic Party

Citing Demand, Delaney Hires Sign Spinners in 50 States

By personcalledryan on August 10, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

BETHESDA, MD – Sources within John Delaney’s campaign headquarters have confirmed that the democratic candidate has committed around $10 million to hire sign spinners in all 50 states. “We’ve found that there […]

DNC to Democrats: Opt-out or You’re Running for President

By personcalledryan on April 9, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

WASHINGTON, DC – In a memo released to democrats Monday morning, the Democratic National Committee is requiring that democrats opt-out, otherwise they’ll be automatically entered into the 2020 democratic primary race. “The […]

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Citing Demand, Delaney Hires Sign Spinners in 50 States

DNC to Democrats: Opt-out or You’re Running for President

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