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Hawkins wins nomination of person to be blamed if Biden loses

By personcalledryan on July 11, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

TAKOMA PARK, MD – The Green Party has announced that Howie Hawkins will officially become the presumptive nominee of the person who will be blamed if Joe Biden loses the 2020 presidential […]

Debra Messing calls cops on Nina Turner

By personcalledryan on July 7, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Debra Messing has reportedly called the police on Nina Turner following a recent spat on Twitter over the 2020 presidential election. “Hi, yes, there’s a black woman […]

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