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St Patrick’s Day: get drunk and vomit at home, advise experts

By personcalledryan on March 16, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

WASHINGTON, DC – In the wake of the COVID-19 epidemic, experts have issued a statement imploring Americans to avoid St Patrick’s Day social gatherings on Tuesday and to get drunk and vomit […]

Democratic Listmaker Unsure if de Blasio Should Go Under B or D

By personcalledryan on May 16, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

WASHINGTON, DC – Stan Doolittle was hired by the DNC last fall. It is his job every morning to scan the news looking for new candidates to add to official DNC lists […]