WASHINGTON, DC – Republicans in Congress have pledged an additional $20 billion to Amazon founder Jeff Bezos for no specific reason whatsoever. This comes in response to Maria Cantwell’s (D-WA) request for […]
ATLANTA, GA – In what lawmakers say is a move to satisfy her insatiable desire to kill, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has been appointed a Georgia State Executioner. “We figured it’s […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Just hours before lawmakers attempted to count the Electoral College to certify Joe Biden as the next President of the United States, a mob of angry Trump supporters wearing […]
WASHINGTON, DC – House democrats on Thursday introduced legislation that would lower the cost of Häagen-Dazs by 30% in an effort to make the frozen treat more affordable for middle class Americans. […]
FAIRFAX, VA – After a series of deadly mass shootings over the weekend, the National Rifle Association as reportedly called upon Congress to introduce and block commonsense gun reform legislation. “Like every […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Progressives and Medicare-for-All supporters are cheering House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s recent endorsement of Medicare-for-All. “I came into the hearing with an open mind, and after hearing the testimony of […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Voters in New York’s 14th Congressional District, which represents the Bronx and parts of Queens, were shocked and disheartened to learn that the representative they elected to represent them […]
