LOS ANGELES, CA – The 2020 democratic presidential candidates have announced they will be launching their Fall 2019 comedy tour “Dems of Comedy” at the Laugh Factory on Friday, October 18th followed […]
2020 Democrats Announce Comedy Tour
Alternate Reality Stephen Colbert Happier Just Doing Comedy
“I just never got too much into the politics,” says the comedic host of the alternate reality Late Show. “Yeah, I made a few jokes about Trump, but it’s not like I […]
Trump to Release Illegal Immigrants Inside Elizabeth Warren’s House
WASHINGTON, DC – Today, the Trump Administration unveiled a plan to release thousands of illegal immigrants in the United States inside Elizabeth Warren’s house. “If Pocahontas loves them so much, let her […]
New Documentary Claims Michael Jackson Molested Everyone
LOS ANGELES – After the explosive allegations from documentary, Leaving Neverland, a new documentary called Forever Neverland claims Michael Jackson has literally molested everyone. “At first, we weren’t sure where we were […]
New iPhone App Alerts You When to be Outraged
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple has announced that it is developing a brand new app that comes loaded into every iPhone that will alert the user every time he or she [or any […]
Mueller Report Reveals Alex Jones Right About Everything
In a shocking turn of events, the Mueller report has not only vindicated President Donald Trump, but host of Info Wars, Alex Jones as being 100% right on everything. “I told you […]
CNN Worried Not Enough Tragedy to Sustain Cable TV News Anymore
ATLANTA – CNN, the 24 hour news network, had struggled with its ratings in the past, but a recent spokesman charting its future said there may not be enough tragedy to sustain […]
Meghan McCain Builds Glorious Shrine to Late Father
LOS ANGELES – In response to recent criticism of her late father from President Trump, Meghan McCain unveiled plans to build a glorious shrine to John McCain. “John McCain was a great […]
Twitter Bans Everyone That’s Ever Tweeted the Word “Conservative”
Twitter users across the U.S. were shocked when Twitter banned every Twitter user that ever posted the word “conservative” in their feed on Thursday. “I’m not even political,” said Todd Chesters of […]
The Simpsons to Remove Every Episode Prior to 2019
LOS ANGELES, CA – With the recent removal of the Michael Jackson episode from the Simpsons line up, discussion on Twitter have focused on what other jokes might not be appropriate for […]
