FALLS CHURCH, VA – As the soft light of morning shone through the window and lapped across the face of Chris Cillizza, the CNN political commentator was disappointed to come to the realization that Bernie Sanders does in fact exist,… Read More ›
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HUGE! Latest Poll of Jill Biden Shows Overwhelming Support for Joe Biden
ATLANTA – Former Vice President and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is continuing his meteoric rise through a crowded field of candidates, leaving him head and shoulders above the rest of the Democratic candidates according to a new poll from… Read More ›
OBSTRUCTION! COLLUSION!
WASHINGTON, DC – The full 448-page partially redacted Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the 2016 Presidential Election, or Mueller Report, was released to Congress and the public today. OBSTRUCTION! According to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, the report- “RUSSIA!… Read More ›
Mueller Report Reveals Alex Jones Right About Everything
In a shocking turn of events, the Mueller report has not only vindicated President Donald Trump, but host of Info Wars, Alex Jones as being 100% right on everything. “I told you people! I told you!” screeched Jones from his… Read More ›
CNN Worried Not Enough Tragedy to Sustain Cable TV News Anymore
ATLANTA – CNN, the 24 hour news network, had struggled with its ratings in the past, but a recent spokesman charting its future said there may not be enough tragedy to sustain Cable TV News. “Some blame the Internet or… Read More ›
