WASHINGTON, DC – In light of the failure of CNN+ to gain traction in the streaming news and information sector, C-SPAN has announced they they are abandoning plans for their C+PLUS streaming […]
C-SPAN Quietly Drops C+PLUS Streaming Service
Al-Qaeda to Commemorate 9/11 by Flying Airliner into World Trade Center
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – According to sources familiar with the matter, Al-Qaeda will commemorate the 20th anniversary of the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States by flying a US-based jetliner […]
Dem party insiders unsure if Biden even alive still
WASHINGTON, DC – Admitting they haven’t seen or heard from the presidential candidate recently, democratic party insiders are questioning whether former Vice President Joe Biden is even alive still. “I’ve been seeing […]
Sanders told Joe Biden during private meeting that an old white man can’t win, sources say
WILMINGTON, DE – The stakes were high when Bernie Sanders met with Joe Biden in his Wilmington, Delaware home in December of 2018. Both men knew they would soon be competing against […]
Warren: Joe Biden Told Me Boys Rule, Girls Drool
DES MOINES, IA – As the democratic primary race heats up heading into the February 3rd Iowa Caucus, explosive revelations have emerged from four anonymous sources that former Vice President Joe Biden […]
Warren: Bernie Stole My Campaign Platform
BOSTON, MA – Amid heightened tensions between the campaigns of Senators Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, the Warren campaign has released a statement accusing the Vermont senator and presidential candidate of copying […]
Sanders Supporters Declare Victory Amid Positive Press Coverage
NEW YORK, NY – Amid news coverage that acknowledges Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is a serious player in the 2020 democratic primary race, Sanders supporters from coast to coast are breathing a […]
CNN: Tonight’s Debate to be Total Shit Show
WESTERVILLE, OH – CNN has confirmed that tonight’s fourth democratic debate at Otterbein University will be a total shit show rife with technical difficulties, protest interruptions, failed zingers, and generalized chaos on […]
Chris Cillizza Has That Dream Again Where Bernie Doesn’t Exist
FALLS CHURCH, VA – As the soft light of morning shone through the window and lapped across the face of Chris Cillizza, the CNN political commentator was disappointed to come to the […]
HUGE! Latest Poll of Jill Biden Shows Overwhelming Support for Joe Biden
ATLANTA – Former Vice President and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is continuing his meteoric rise through a crowded field of candidates, leaving him head and shoulders above the rest of the […]
