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Dems adopt pro-gun, anti-abortion platform to woo republican voters

By personcalledryan on June 30, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

WASHINGTON, DC – As the November general election approaches, the Democratic Party has announced that they are adopting a pro-gun, anti-abortion platform in hopes of wooing republican voters. “When we lead with […]

NoT eVeN a rEaL dEmOcRaT surges to the top of Iowa democratic caucus poll

By personcalledryan on January 25, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

DES MOINES, IA – With just over a week until the Iowa democratic caucus, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, who’s nOt EvEn A rEaL dEmOcRaT, has surged 6 points to 25% in the […]