LOS ANGELES, CA – In what is being described as an unfortunate mishap, the Jewish Space Laser Agency reportedly damaged the iconic Hollywood Sign with a space laser. “We were conducting some […]
Errant Jewish space laser damages Hollywood sign
Trump admits six new red states into Union, wins election
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday adding six new states to the United States of America. According to the executive order, the new states include East Oregon, […]
California Gay Bar Forced to Change Name to Maintenance Hole
BERKELEY, CA – Patrons of the iconic local gay bar, The Manhole, were surprised to discover that its name has been changed to Maintenance Hole after a ruling by the Berkeley City […]
