WASHINGTON, DC – Secretary of Transportation-elect Pete Buttigieg has laid out an ambitious infrastructure plan that includes building thousands of high-speed model train sets in basements and recreation rooms across America. “When […]
NEW YORK, NY – The Rodent Committee of New York (RCNY) issued a press release Saturday requesting that American humans stop comparing former South Bend mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to […]
MANCHESTER, NH – A confident Pete Buttigieg took the stage at St. Anselm College’s Thomas F. Sullivan Arena perched upon a white stallion on Friday to debate fellow democratic candidates before Tuesday’s […]
NEW YORK – Looking over a list of 23 democrats currently running for president, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio thought to himself, “Yeah, I should definitely run for president”. The mayor, […]
WASHINGTON, DC – South Bend, IN mayor Pete Buttigieg is now neck and neck with President Donald Trump in the latest CNN poll of likely republican voters. The surprising results reflect a […]
DENVER, CO – Citing a lack of media coverage or general awareness of his presidential campaign, former Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper relaunched his 2020 bid during a press conference on Monday. “Maybe […]
