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Liberals saddened to find most brunch places out of business

By personcalledryan on November 7, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With the 2020 election and the presidency of Donald Trump squarely in the rearview mirror, the nation’s liberals have only one thought on their mind Sunday: their first […]

Liberals Harken Back to Halcyon Obama Days When There Were No Problems

By personcalledryan on September 14, 2019 • ( 2 Comments )

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Nearly three years into Trump’s presidency, liberals across America are longing for the days of yore, when Barack Obama was president, and the biggest concern facing most people […]

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