DES MOINES, IA – Every four years, presidential candidates flock to the Iowa State Fair to connect with voters, pose for photo ops, and to sample some of the many varieties of […]
Voters Want to Know: Who’s Eating What at the Iowa State Fair?
Nation Briefly Feels Bad for Delaney Before Remembering He’s a Multimillionaire
WASHINGTON, DC – Following an abysmal performance in the last round of democratic debates and a series of embarrassing tweets, Americans felt a brief sense of pathos toward the flailing democratic candidate […]
Delaney: Sanders’ McRib Plan Will Reduce Quality
DETROIT, MI – Sparks flew at the Democratic Debate last night as John Delaney went on the attack against Senator Bernie Sanders’ Make-McRib-Available-Year-Round plan. According to his campaign website, Delaney’s plan for […]
Kamala Harris: Make McRib Available Year Round
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Just in time for the second series of democratic debates, California Senator and candidate Kamala Harris has unveiled her plan to make the McRib sandwich available throughout the […]
Socialism Unpopular, According to Trump-Funded Poll
WASHINGTON, DC – According to a recent poll, socialism is unpopular, with fewer than two respondents having a favorable opinion of the left-wing ideology. The results of the Official Socialism Approval Poll, […]
This Headline a Deceptive Smear Against Sanders
NEW YORK – You probably won’t read this article, and that’s fine. Our main goal is to subtly get in your mind through our headline that democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is […]
Student Loan Debt: Warren’s Brilliant Plan; Also How do you Pay for Sanders’ Plan?
WASHINGTON, DC – For millions of Americans, student loan debt is an impediment to success. Decades ago, a Bachelor’s degree was a ticket to future success; a Bachelor’s degree is now a […]
Joe Biden Under Fire for Plagiarizing Sanders Campaign
WASHINGTON, DC – Former Vice President and presidential hopeful Joe Biden is in hot water following allegations that he has plagiarized Bernie Sanders’ campaign. At a recent rally in Alabama, Biden appeared […]
Majority of Dems Want Hillary Clinton to Run Again, Says Hillary Clinton
CHAPPAQUA, NY – Citing a lukewarm response to all twenty-two democratic presidential candidates, a majority of democrats are calling for Hillary Clinton to enter the race, according to Hillary Clinton. “Hillary Clinton […]
Success! Big Win for Medicare-for-All as Pelosi Lowers Eligibility Age to 64-and-a-Half
WASHINGTON, DC – Progressives and Medicare-for-All supporters are cheering House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s recent endorsement of Medicare-for-All. “I came into the hearing with an open mind, and after hearing the testimony of […]
