WASHINGTON, DC – With the nomination of former vice president Joe Biden a near certainty, democratic party leaders are dusting off their 2016 playbook ahead of the general election against President Donald […]
Democrats dust off 2016 playbook
DNC changes debate rules to allow surrogates to stand in for Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, DC – Ahead of the March 15th democratic primary debate, the Democratic National Committee has changed the debate rules to allow campaign surrogates to fill in for the candidates. “We understand […]
Democratic party mulls forfeiting presidential election
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a primary season in which the 29 candidates competing for the democratic party nomination have been pared down to two viable candidates – former vice president Joe Biden […]
Klobuchar, Biden, Warren, Bloomberg drop out in effort to stop Sanders
WASHINGTON, DC – A day after former South Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg ended his presidential campaign, and in an effort to consolidate support around moderate democratic candidates ahead of Super Tuesday, Minnesota […]
Bloomberg offers Pete Buttigieg $2.5 million to drop out, endorse him
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources within the Bloomberg campaign, former New York mayor and presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has offered Pete Buttigieg $2.5 million to drop out of the race […]
Bloomberg vows to spend $2 billion to re-elect Trump
NEW YORK, NY – As the race to determine who will be the 2020 democratic party nominee intensifies, former democrat, republican, independent and democrat again Mike Bloomberg has vowed to spend upwards […]
Nation’s rats: stop associating us with Buttigieg
NEW YORK, NY – The Rodent Committee of New York (RCNY) issued a press release Saturday requesting that American humans stop comparing former South Bend mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to […]
Confident Pete Buttigieg enters debate stage on white stallion
MANCHESTER, NH – A confident Pete Buttigieg took the stage at St. Anselm College’s Thomas F. Sullivan Arena perched upon a white stallion on Friday to debate fellow democratic candidates before Tuesday’s […]
Mondale eyeing 2020 run to stop Sanders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Former vice president and 1984 democratic presidential candidate Walter Mondale is reportedly considering a bid for president in the 2020 election in an effort to stop Bernie Sanders from […]
Twitter suspends parody accounts: ‘only verified users can spew disinformation’
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Social media platform Twitter has suspended several parody accounts including @MSDNCNews and @CNMneews, sending a warning to other would-be parody actors that only verified accounts can spew disinformation. […]
