WASHINGTON, DC – In his first week in office, President Joe Biden has wasted no time righting the wrongs of the past by signing a series of executive orders to empower women […]
Hillary Clinton to be new face of $50 bill
Alt-reality series ‘Forbes,’ where John Kerry is sexy, in development with Hulu
SANTA MONICA, CA – Video-on-demand service Hulu has announced that an alternate-reality series titled Forbes is in development, which explores a world in which John Kerry is attractive. “One can’t help to […]
Dems adopt pro-gun, anti-abortion platform to woo republican voters
WASHINGTON, DC – As the November general election approaches, the Democratic Party has announced that they are adopting a pro-gun, anti-abortion platform in hopes of wooing republican voters. “When we lead with […]
Democrats dust off 2016 playbook
WASHINGTON, DC – With the nomination of former vice president Joe Biden a near certainty, democratic party leaders are dusting off their 2016 playbook ahead of the general election against President Donald […]
BOMBSHELL: Obama accuses Sanders of being Muslim, Kenyan
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – Former president Barack Obama went on the attack today, accusing senator Bernie Sanders of being a Kenyan-born Muslim and releasing a grainy photograph of the candidate wearing a […]
Biden Best Positioned to Win Primary, Lose General Election
WILMINGTON, DE – Citing polling data from early voting states, establishment news outlets and democratic party insiders are making the case that former Vice President Joe Biden is best positioned to win […]
Desperate DNC Throws Bloomberg Against the Wall, Sees if He Sticks
WASHINGTON, DC – Growing increasingly desperate that one of their preferred candidates has yet to emerge as a clear frontrunner in the 2020 Democratic Primaries, the Democratic Party has thrown former New […]
Liberals Harken Back to Halcyon Obama Days When There Were No Problems
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Nearly three years into Trump’s presidency, liberals across America are longing for the days of yore, when Barack Obama was president, and the biggest concern facing most people […]
