LOS ANGELES, CA – Upon learning through leaked documents that the Supreme Court intends to overturn the landmark abortion-rights case Roe v Wade, desperate liberals are pleading with actress Susan Sarandon to […]
NEW YORK, NY – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is facing heat for showing up to the exclusive Met Gala wearing former President Obama’s tan suit. “I thought it would be kind of a […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In his first week in office, President Joe Biden has wasted no time righting the wrongs of the past by signing a series of executive orders to empower women […]
SANTA MONICA, CA – Video-on-demand service Hulu has announced that an alternate-reality series titled Forbes is in development, which explores a world in which John Kerry is attractive. “One can’t help to […]
WASHINGTON, DC – As the November general election approaches, the Democratic Party has announced that they are adopting a pro-gun, anti-abortion platform in hopes of wooing republican voters. “When we lead with […]
WASHINGTON, DC – With the nomination of former vice president Joe Biden a near certainty, democratic party leaders are dusting off their 2016 playbook ahead of the general election against President Donald […]
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – Former president Barack Obama went on the attack today, accusing senator Bernie Sanders of being a Kenyan-born Muslim and releasing a grainy photograph of the candidate wearing a […]
WILMINGTON, DE – Citing polling data from early voting states, establishment news outlets and democratic party insiders are making the case that former Vice President Joe Biden is best positioned to win […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Growing increasingly desperate that one of their preferred candidates has yet to emerge as a clear frontrunner in the 2020 Democratic Primaries, the Democratic Party has thrown former New […]
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Nearly three years into Trump’s presidency, liberals across America are longing for the days of yore, when Barack Obama was president, and the biggest concern facing most people […]
