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Biden endorsed by Putin puppet, Assad apologist

By personcalledryan on March 19, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

WILMINGTON, DE – In a statement released to the press on Thursday, former vice president and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has announced that his campaign has been endorsed by Putin puppet […]

Kamala Harris Has Tulsi Gabbard Arrested

By personcalledryan on August 1, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

DETROIT, MI – Following the 2nd democratic debates in Detroit on Wednesday, democratic candidate Tulsi Gabbard was arrested outside of the Fox Theater for ‘personal assault’ against fellow candidate Kamala Harris. During […]

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Kamala Harris Has Tulsi Gabbard Arrested

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