NEW YORK – According to mainstream news outlets, the average death toll from a mass shooting required to capture the national attention has risen to seventeen. This number is up from August when the required death toll stood at fourteen…. Read More ›
WESTERVILLE, OH – CNN has confirmed that tonight’s fourth democratic debate at Otterbein University will be a total shit show rife with technical difficulties, protest interruptions, failed zingers, and generalized chaos on stage. According to moderator Anderson Cooper, “what viewers… Read More ›
WASHINGTON, DC – With the latest news coming out of Washington, sources confirm this is the beginning of the end of President Donald Trump. “The walls are definitely closing in,” commented MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, who added, “as I’ve said before,… Read More ›
LOS ANGELES, CA – When most people think about the most powerful and influential people in America, they often think of presidents, politicians, and captains of industry, but one person, actress Susan Sarandon, has risen to the top of global… Read More ›
WASHINGTON, DC – The full 448-page partially redacted Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the 2016 Presidential Election, or Mueller Report, was released to Congress and the public today. OBSTRUCTION! According to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, the report- “RUSSIA!… Read More ›
ATLANTA – CNN, the 24 hour news network, had struggled with its ratings in the past, but a recent spokesman charting its future said there may not be enough tragedy to sustain Cable TV News. “Some blame the Internet or… Read More ›
