NEW YORK, NY – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is facing heat for showing up to the exclusive Met Gala wearing former President Obama’s tan suit. “I thought it would be kind of a […]
AOC Ripped for Attending Met Gala in Tan Suit
Re-animated Strom Thurmond to speak at DNC Convention
MILWAUKEE, WI – The Democratic National Committee has confirmed that a reanimated Strom Thurmond will replace Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to speak at the 2020 DNC Convention to be held at Wisconsin Center […]
Baltimore Rats Form Political Action Committee to Impeach Donald Trump
BALTIMORE, MD – Outraged by the president’s recent remarks, the RCB (Rodent Committee of Baltimore) has formed the political action committee Rat PAC to impeach Donald Trump. “My clients are mammals just […]
Socialism Unpopular, According to Trump-Funded Poll
WASHINGTON, DC – According to a recent poll, socialism is unpopular, with fewer than two respondents having a favorable opinion of the left-wing ideology. The results of the Official Socialism Approval Poll, […]
Champion of the Poor Now Making Six Figures
WASHINGTON, DC – Voters in New York’s 14th Congressional District, which represents the Bronx and parts of Queens, were shocked and disheartened to learn that the representative they elected to represent them […]
Twitter Bans Everyone That’s Ever Tweeted the Word “Conservative”
Twitter users across the U.S. were shocked when Twitter banned every Twitter user that ever posted the word “conservative” in their feed on Thursday. “I’m not even political,” said Todd Chesters of […]
