DES MOINES, IA – In the final weekend before the Iowa Caucus on Monday, former vice president Joe Biden is making an impassioned plea to voters – “for the love of God, […]
Biden's final message before Iowa: "seriously, don't vote for me"
Warren: Bernie Stole My Campaign Platform
BOSTON, MA – Amid heightened tensions between the campaigns of Senators Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, the Warren campaign has released a statement accusing the Vermont senator and presidential candidate of copying […]
Biden Best Positioned to Win Primary, Lose General Election
WILMINGTON, DE – Citing polling data from early voting states, establishment news outlets and democratic party insiders are making the case that former Vice President Joe Biden is best positioned to win […]
Michael Bloomberg Feared Dead in Cash Avalanche
NEW YORK, NY – Former New York mayor and democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg is feared dead after becoming trapped under a cash avalanche on Friday. “We responded to a call around […]
Biden Announces ‘Win a Kiss from Joe’ Contest
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Biden for President Campaign has announced a contest in which one lucky winner will have the opportunity to meet and kiss the presidential candidate after a campaign rally. […]
Majority of Dems Want Hillary Clinton to Run Again, Says Hillary Clinton
CHAPPAQUA, NY – Citing a lukewarm response to all twenty-two democratic presidential candidates, a majority of democrats are calling for Hillary Clinton to enter the race, according to Hillary Clinton. “Hillary Clinton […]
Tim Ryan, Michael Bennett, Michael Bloomberg and 37 Others Announce 2020 Run
EVERYWHERE – In a flurry of press conferences Thursday, Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH), former mayor Michael Bloomberg (D-NY), Sen. Michael Bennett (D-CO), and 37 others announced that they were seeking the nomination […]
Bigshot Sanders Supporter Donates $28
PALO ALTO, CA – Upon hearing a call to action at a recent Bernie Sanders Rally, local web developer and Mr. Moneybags Chris Corrigan logged into ActBlue.com and donated $28 to Bernie […]
Bernie Sanders Refines Revolution: Make McRib Available Year-round
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – At a campaign Rally in San Francisco on Sunday, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders refined the details of his revolution to demand that fast food chain McDonalds make the […]
Biden’s VP Short List
WASHINGTON, DC – Former Vice President Joe Biden has yet to officially announce his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election, but many have speculated that he’s planning on launching his campaign in […]
