The 2020 election cycle is well underway, and many candidates have weighed in on a variety of topics. BeetPress will be visiting these topics to see where the candidates stand on the issues Americans care most about. For many Americans,… Read More ›
2020 Democratic Primary
Warren Concerned as 23andMe Releases Political Ideology Test
BOSTON, MA – Sources close to the presidential candidate have reported that Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is concerned that genomics and biotechnology company 23andMe has recently released a political ideology test. Warren, who has been steadily rising in national polling,… Read More ›
DNC Planning to Nominate Reanimated Hubert Humphrey for 2020 Run
WASHINGTON, DC – With the party struggling to find a standard bearer to represent democrats in the presidential race against Donald Trump in 2020, party insiders are floating the idea of elevating Hubert Humphrey to the nomination, BeetPress has learned…. Read More ›
Delaney: Sanders’ McRib Plan Will Reduce Quality
DETROIT, MI – Sparks flew at the Democratic Debate last night as John Delaney went on the attack against Senator Bernie Sanders’ Make-McRib-Available-Year-Round plan. According to his campaign website, Delaney’s plan for the McDonald’s sandwich essentially keeps the McRib available… Read More ›
Biden Announces ‘Win a Kiss from Joe’ Contest
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Biden for President Campaign has announced a contest in which one lucky winner will have the opportunity to meet and kiss the presidential candidate after a campaign rally. According to his campaign website, one lucky recipient… Read More ›
Joe Sestak Seeks to Electrify 2020 Race
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Former representative Joe Sestak’s announcement that he is entering the democratic primary race is sending a shockwave of excitement throughout the nation. “We’re looking for a winner, we’re looking for someone who can beat Trump,” said Arleen… Read More ›
