WASHINGTON, DC – In a heated primary race that included a total of 29 presidential hopefuls, the democratic primary has concluded with a decisive victory for the nation’s billionaires on Wednesday. “For […]
WILMINGTON, DE – Former vice president and presidential candidate Joe Biden reportedly escaped from home confinement on Wednesday, and was discovered violating personal space at a local Food Lion supermarket, according to […]
WASHINGTON, DC – An an effort to rejuvenate the struggling American economy and jump start the financial markets, the United States Senate has passed a $2 trillion stimulus package that includes a […]
NEW YORK, NY – The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged over 2,000 points on Tuesday after prominent republicans floated the idea of ending stay-at-home orders and returning to normal economic activity, a […]
BOSTON, MA – As daily life in the United States grinds to a halt amid the COVID-19 pandemic, voters are looking to presidential candidate Vermin Supreme for leadership and to get a […]
WILMINGTON, DE – In a statement released to the press on Thursday, former vice president and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has announced that his campaign has been endorsed by Putin puppet […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In the wake of the COVID-19 epidemic, experts have issued a statement imploring Americans to avoid St Patrick’s Day social gatherings on Tuesday and to get drunk and vomit […]
BOSTON, MA – In the weeks following her withdrawal from the democratic presidential primaries, Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren has been secretly working on discovering a vaccine for the Novel Coronavirus Disease, or […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Ahead of the March 15th democratic primary debate, the Democratic National Committee has changed the debate rules to allow campaign surrogates to fill in for the candidates. “We understand […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a primary season in which the 29 candidates competing for the democratic party nomination have been pared down to two viable candidates – former vice president Joe Biden […]
