WASHINGTON, DC – In a historic move, the US House of Representatives has impeached President Donald J. Trump with a 230-197 vote in favor of House Resolution 755 articles of impeachment for […]
House Impeaches Trump for Throwing Paper Towels
December Debate to Feature Jell-O Wrestling
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a bid to inject a bit more excitement into the proceedings, Politico has announced that the December democratic debate to be held at Loyola Marymount University on […]
Actor in Anti-Medicare-for-All Commercial Loses Health Insurance
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jeremy Hopkins spends his time like many young, struggling actors trying to break out in America’s entertainment capital – attending acting classes, going from audition to audition, worrying […]
Pete Buttigieg Finishes Strong 2nd in Buttigieg Family Thanksgiving Straw Poll
SOUTH BEND, IN – Continuing a family tradition, the Buttigieg family participated in an informal democratic primary straw poll Thursday after completing Thanksgiving dinner. “We’re all fairly politically active in my family,” […]
Susan Sarandon Recovering After Attack by Neera Tanden
MANCHESTER, NH – Academy award-winning actress and political activist Susan Sarandon is recovering after a confrontation with Center for American Progress President Neera Tanden left her with bruises and a concussion. The […]
Bloomberg Buys White House
WASHINGTON, DC – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has reportedly purchased a new Washington, DC home, according to sources. The 55,000 square foot, 16 bedroom and 35 bathroom neoclassical mansion […]
Your Aunt: So Many Great Candidates
ERIE, PA – As she prepared snacks and drinks in advance of the fifth democratic presidential primary debate, your aunt declared that there are so many great candidates. “There are so many […]
Ariana Grande Announces Collaboration with Folk Singer Bernie Sanders
LOS ANGELES, CA – Pop and R&B singer Ariana Grande recently announced a collaboration with folk singer Bernie Sanders in hopes of expanding her fanbase into a traditionally untapped market. According to […]
Elizabeth Warren: Yep, I’m Gay
BOSTON, MA – Just days after the rollout of her Medicare for All [Who Want It] plan, Elizabeth Warren has become the second LGBTQ democratic candidate by announcing that she is a […]
Mass Shooting Death Toll Required to Capture Nation’s Attention Rises to 17
NEW YORK – According to mainstream news outlets, the average death toll from a mass shooting required to capture the national attention has risen to seventeen. This number is up from August […]
