LOS ANGELES, CA – In what is being described as an unfortunate mishap, the Jewish Space Laser Agency reportedly damaged the iconic Hollywood Sign with a space laser. “We were conducting some […]
Errant Jewish space laser damages Hollywood sign
Marjorie Taylor Greene appointed GA Executioner to quell insatiable bloodlust
ATLANTA, GA – In what lawmakers say is a move to satisfy her insatiable desire to kill, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has been appointed a Georgia State Executioner. “We figured it’s […]
This is only a test
PORTLAND, OR – This is a test. This is only a test. If this were an actual article, you’d be laughing hysterically. Or not. The purpose of this test is to see […]
Hillary Clinton to be new face of $50 bill
WASHINGTON, DC – In his first week in office, President Joe Biden has wasted no time righting the wrongs of the past by signing a series of executive orders to empower women […]
Biden announces 100-year phase-in of $15 minimum wage
WASHINGTON, DC – Touting it as a victory for working class Americans, the Biden administration has announced an increase of the federal minimum wage from $7.25 to $15 to be phased in […]
Barron Trump forgotten at White House
WASHINGTON, DC – Barron Trump was reportedly left at the White House as former President Trump and his wife Melania departed the grounds on Marine One for the final time. According to […]
Ellen ponders how much time to wait before inviting Trump on show
LOS ANGELES, CA – Talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres is reportedly asking associates and producers how long is a good time to wait before inviting soon-to-be former president Donald Trump […]
Biden announces #GiantPlatitude as inauguration theme
WASHINGTON, DC – The Biden Inaugural Committee has announced that the theme for the President-elect’s upcoming inauguration will be #GiantPlatitude. “Given the unprecedented crisis and deep divisions America is facing, we wanted […]
Pussyhatted Trump supporters storm Capitol
WASHINGTON, DC – Just hours before lawmakers attempted to count the Electoral College to certify Joe Biden as the next President of the United States, a mob of angry Trump supporters wearing […]
Trump-aligned PAC discovers 81,281,888 cases of voter fraud
WASHINGTON, DC – An audit conducted by the Donald Trump-aligned Save America PAC has discovered 81,281,888 instances of voter fraud committed during the 2020 presidential election. “What we’ve uncovered through independent investigations […]
