NEW YORK, NY – Former New York mayor and democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg is feared dead after becoming trapped under a cash avalanche on Friday. “We responded to a call around […]
Michael Bloomberg Feared Dead in Cash Avalanche
Beto O'Rourke Now Working at Hot Topic
EL PASO, TX – Two months after suspending his campaign for President of the United States, former congressman Beto O’Rourke was recently spotted working at an El Paso-area Hot Topic store. “I […]
Arm Manufacturers Optimistic About Iran War Prospects
MANCHESTER, NH – Citing recent escalations in tension between the United States and Iran, prosthetic arm manufactures are optimistic about the prospects of an increase in business in the event of a […]
Dozens of Buttigieg Campaign Bundlers Feared Dead in Wine Cave Collapse
ST. HELENA, CA – What started as a festive New Years Eve fundraising event for presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has turned tragic as reports are emerging that a wine cave collapse in […]
John Delaney's Renewed Optimism for 2020 Campaign
BETHESDA, MD – With just over a month until the first votes are cast in the 2020 democratic primaries, the John Delaney is as optimistic as ever, confident that his presidential campaign […]
Sanders Supporters Declare Victory Amid Positive Press Coverage
NEW YORK, NY – Amid news coverage that acknowledges Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is a serious player in the 2020 democratic primary race, Sanders supporters from coast to coast are breathing a […]
Biden to Youth: Voting is Lame
DES MOINES, IA – At a Presidential Youth Forum held at Roosevelt High School in Des Moines, former Vice President Joe Biden addressed a crowd of approximately 600 high school seniors, college […]
Billionaire Determined to Destroy Sanders Candidacy by Sneaking in Donation
NEW YORK, NY – Billionaire industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist H. E. Pennypacker has vowed to destroy the presidential candidacy of Senator Bernie Sanders by sneaking in an $18 donation while the candidate […]
House Impeaches Trump for Throwing Paper Towels
WASHINGTON, DC – In a historic move, the US House of Representatives has impeached President Donald J. Trump with a 230-197 vote in favor of House Resolution 755 articles of impeachment for […]
December Debate to Feature Jell-O Wrestling
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a bid to inject a bit more excitement into the proceedings, Politico has announced that the December democratic debate to be held at Loyola Marymount University on […]
