
KYIV, UKRAINE – Kyle Rittenhouse is under fire for reportedly shooting three Ukrainian freedom fighters while defending a Kyiv car dealership against Russian invaders. News of the shooting comes just days after […]
KYIV, UKRAINE – Kyle Rittenhouse is under fire for reportedly shooting three Ukrainian freedom fighters while defending a Kyiv car dealership against Russian invaders. News of the shooting comes just days after […]
DENVER, CO – Submarine sandwich chain Quiznos announced Thursday that they are closing all Russian locations due to the ongoing conflict in Ukraine, as well as the rest of the roughly 490 […]
WASHINGTON, DC – President Biden is considering sending former first lady and senator Hillary Clinton to Moscow to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin and encourage him to cease aggressions against Ukraine […]
WASHINGTON, DC – As the Russian offensive into Ukraine enters its third week, previously existing supply chain disruptions and a ban on Russian imports of borscht are causing the price of the […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Borscht prices have skyrocketed hours after Russia began a full-scale invasion of Ukraine. According to analysts, the price of the beet-based soup surged above $100 per barrel after President […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – Hours after the dissolution of the conservatorship held by her father, Britney Spears has reportedly invested her entire $59 million fortune in the cryptocurrency Dogecoin. Her father, Jamie […]
WASHINGTON, DC – It’s less than a year into Joe Biden’s first term and democrats are already buzzing about who will be his successor should he not seek a second term. For […]
NEW YORK, NY – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is facing heat for showing up to the exclusive Met Gala wearing former President Obama’s tan suit. “I thought it would be kind of a […]
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – According to sources familiar with the matter, Al-Qaeda will commemorate the 20th anniversary of the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States by flying a US-based jetliner […]
HOUSTON, TX – Former presidential candidate and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly set up a clandestine abortion clinic in Houston after the Supreme Court denied requests to stop Texas’s six-week […]