WASHINGTON, DC – It’s less than a year into Joe Biden’s first term and democrats are already buzzing about who will be his successor should he not seek a second term. For […]
Democrats’ Dream Ticket is Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg
AOC Ripped for Attending Met Gala in Tan Suit
NEW YORK, NY – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is facing heat for showing up to the exclusive Met Gala wearing former President Obama’s tan suit. “I thought it would be kind of a […]
Al-Qaeda to Commemorate 9/11 by Flying Airliner into World Trade Center
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – According to sources familiar with the matter, Al-Qaeda will commemorate the 20th anniversary of the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States by flying a US-based jetliner […]
Evidence emerges Andrew Cuomo created Covid-19 to boost public image
ALBANY, NY – A stunning report released by New York Attorney General Letitia James is giving clear evidence that New York Governor Andrew Cuomo created Covid-19 in an attempt to bolster his […]
Hillary Clinton to be new face of $50 bill
WASHINGTON, DC – In his first week in office, President Joe Biden has wasted no time righting the wrongs of the past by signing a series of executive orders to empower women […]
Biden announces 100-year phase-in of $15 minimum wage
WASHINGTON, DC – Touting it as a victory for working class Americans, the Biden administration has announced an increase of the federal minimum wage from $7.25 to $15 to be phased in […]
Barron Trump forgotten at White House
WASHINGTON, DC – Barron Trump was reportedly left at the White House as former President Trump and his wife Melania departed the grounds on Marine One for the final time. According to […]
Biden announces #GiantPlatitude as inauguration theme
WASHINGTON, DC – The Biden Inaugural Committee has announced that the theme for the President-elect’s upcoming inauguration will be #GiantPlatitude. “Given the unprecedented crisis and deep divisions America is facing, we wanted […]
Pussyhatted Trump supporters storm Capitol
WASHINGTON, DC – Just hours before lawmakers attempted to count the Electoral College to certify Joe Biden as the next President of the United States, a mob of angry Trump supporters wearing […]
Trump-aligned PAC discovers 81,281,888 cases of voter fraud
WASHINGTON, DC – An audit conducted by the Donald Trump-aligned Save America PAC has discovered 81,281,888 instances of voter fraud committed during the 2020 presidential election. “What we’ve uncovered through independent investigations […]
