LOS ANGELES – According to those close to Ken Marino, known for his roles in the feature films Love for Rent, Wanderlust, and Wet Hot American Summer, as well as television shows The State, Party Down, and Marry Me, the… Read More ›
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Kim Kardashian Studying to Become Lawyer in Hopes of Someday Defending OJ
Los Angeles – Like father, like daughter; Kim Kardashian is studying to become a lawyer in hopes of someday defending OJ Simpson in a murder trial. “My father Robert Kardashian was a lawyer, and I’ve always admired and respected the… Read More ›
Bernie Sanders Under Fire for “How to Dupe the Public” Book Sales
Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders is under fire for reporting that he is now a millionaire due to royalties from his book How to Dupe the Public (by Pretending to Give a Sh*t About Their Problems). Ahead of releasing his tax… Read More ›
New Documentary Claims Michael Jackson Molested Everyone
LOS ANGELES – After the explosive allegations from documentary, Leaving Neverland, a new documentary called Forever Neverland claims Michael Jackson has literally molested everyone. “At first, we weren’t sure where we were going with this,” admitted documentary filmmaker, Tad Lawrence. … Read More ›
Mueller Report Reveals Alex Jones Right About Everything
In a shocking turn of events, the Mueller report has not only vindicated President Donald Trump, but host of Info Wars, Alex Jones as being 100% right on everything. “I told you people! I told you!” screeched Jones from his… Read More ›
Disney: Everyone Who Doesn’t Buy Captain Marvel Action Figure is Sexist Pig
Disney, the makers of the Captain Marvel movie, have revealed the new Captain Marvel action figure. A spokesman for the company assured reporters that the figure is full poseable and will be the hottest selling toy this Christmas, unless you… Read More ›
Meghan McCain Builds Glorious Shrine to Late Father
LOS ANGELES – In response to recent criticism of her late father from President Trump, Meghan McCain unveiled plans to build a glorious shrine to John McCain. “John McCain was a great warrior!” said Meghan on the View, sporting a… Read More ›
