FLORENCE, ITALY – Saying that the disastrous fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris served as a wake up call, officials in Florence have identified over 25 structures that pose a risk to safety, including the iconic Cathedral of… Read More ›
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Eiffel Tower Feeling Pretty Cocky Right Now
PARIS – Upon hearing the news that the iconic Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is currently ablaze, the Eiffel Tower has admitted that it’s feeling pretty good right now. “Well, would you look at that”, said the 1063-foot wrought iron lattice… Read More ›
Bigshot Sanders Supporter Donates $28
PALO ALTO, CA – Upon hearing a call to action at a recent Bernie Sanders Rally, local web developer and Mr. Moneybags Chris Corrigan logged into ActBlue.com and donated $28 to Bernie Sander’s 2020 presidential campaign. “I hear that the… Read More ›
Iowan Wants to Enjoy Beer Without People Jumping on Bar
BURLINGTON, IA – Local pipe fitter Jeff Bunch has expressed frustration after a man entered the Lucky Horse Tavern and jumped on the bar where Bunch was seated. “Look, I’m out there busting my ass from 6am – 4pm to… Read More ›
Top 10 Best Places to Kiss
BeetPress’s List of 10 Best Places to Kiss
