MONTGOMERY, AL – New anti-abortion restrictions signed into law by Governor Kay Ivey are being hailed by pro-life activists as a major victory. The new law falls short of banning abortion, but requires that anyone involved in an abortion be… Read More ›
WASHINGTON, DC – Stan Doolittle was hired by the DNC last fall. It is his job every morning to scan the news looking for new candidates to add to official DNC lists and to update the 2020 Democratic Primary Wikipedia… Read More ›
In a bold move, the Catholic Church finally shut down a priest/altar boy matching app. The app, ALTr, which matched prospective altar boys with priests in need, was evidently being used for something far more sinister. “We cannot have priests… Read More ›
WASHINGTON, DC – Citing concerns over accuracy, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is worried that American students are not shooting at grade level. “I’m becoming increasingly concerned about our education system,” said the Secretary, adding “what we’re seeing is that many… Read More ›
FAIRFAX COUNTY, VA – After a recent string of active shooter incidents, National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre has introduced a revolutionary new system aimed at protecting the public from homicidal maniacs armed with high powered assault rifles. “We know… Read More ›
FLORENCE, ITALY – Saying that the disastrous fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris served as a wake up call, officials in Florence have identified over 25 structures that pose a risk to safety, including the iconic Cathedral of… Read More ›
PARIS – Upon hearing the news that the iconic Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is currently ablaze, the Eiffel Tower has admitted that it’s feeling pretty good right now. “Well, would you look at that”, said the 1063-foot wrought iron lattice… Read More ›
