NEW YORK, NY – The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged over 2,000 points on Tuesday after prominent republicans floated the idea of ending stay-at-home orders and returning to normal economic activity, a […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In the wake of the COVID-19 epidemic, experts have issued a statement imploring Americans to avoid St Patrick’s Day social gatherings on Tuesday and to get drunk and vomit […]
BOSTON, MA – In the weeks following her withdrawal from the democratic presidential primaries, Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren has been secretly working on discovering a vaccine for the Novel Coronavirus Disease, or […]
WASHINGTON, DC – The Democratic National Committee has appointed former South Bend, IN mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to manage all subsequent 2020 democratic primaries and caucuses. “After the little mishap […]
NEW YORK, NY – Bloomberg announced today that it has completed its acquisition of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) which now stands as a wholly owned standalone subsidiary of Bloomberg. The acquisition […]
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Social media platform Twitter has suspended several parody accounts including @MSDNCNews and @CNMneews, sending a warning to other would-be parody actors that only verified accounts can spew disinformation. […]
NEW YORK, NY – Former New York mayor and democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg is feared dead after becoming trapped under a cash avalanche on Friday. “We responded to a call around […]
EL PASO, TX – Two months after suspending his campaign for President of the United States, former congressman Beto O’Rourke was recently spotted working at an El Paso-area Hot Topic store. “I […]
MANCHESTER, NH – Citing recent escalations in tension between the United States and Iran, prosthetic arm manufactures are optimistic about the prospects of an increase in business in the event of a […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has reportedly purchased a new Washington, DC home, according to sources. The 55,000 square foot, 16 bedroom and 35 bathroom neoclassical mansion […]
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