DENVER, CO – Mobile app developer BlueLink, formerly known as Shadow Inc, has announced that the company is working on a mobile voting app called VoteLink expected to be the sole voting […]
Shadow, Inc to develop 2020 voting app
Leader of Antifa revealed to be Ben Shapiro
LOS ANGELES, CA – The leader of the anti-facism movement Antifa has been revealed to be conservative commentator and editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire Ben Shapiro. The revelation comes after Shapiro created […]
USPS introduces bikini postal workers to raise revenue
WASHINGTON, DC – The beleaguered United States Postal Service has announced the introduction of bikini-clad post office workers and letter carriers in an effort to raise revenue, according to Postmaster General Louis […]
Trump signs executive order banning factual information from social media
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has signed an executive order effectively banning the posting and sharing of factual information on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook. “For far too […]
Nation’s billionaires win democratic primary
WASHINGTON, DC – In a heated primary race that included a total of 29 presidential hopefuls, the democratic primary has concluded with a decisive victory for the nation’s billionaires on Wednesday. “For […]
Stocks rally on suggestion of letting millions of Americans die of Coronavirus
NEW YORK, NY – The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged over 2,000 points on Tuesday after prominent republicans floated the idea of ending stay-at-home orders and returning to normal economic activity, a […]
St Patrick’s Day: get drunk and vomit at home, advise experts
WASHINGTON, DC – In the wake of the COVID-19 epidemic, experts have issued a statement imploring Americans to avoid St Patrick’s Day social gatherings on Tuesday and to get drunk and vomit […]
Elizabeth Warren discovers COVID-19 vaccine, refuses to license due to emojis
BOSTON, MA – In the weeks following her withdrawal from the democratic presidential primaries, Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren has been secretly working on discovering a vaccine for the Novel Coronavirus Disease, or […]
DNC appoints Pete Buttigieg to manage primaries, caucuses
WASHINGTON, DC – The Democratic National Committee has appointed former South Bend, IN mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to manage all subsequent 2020 democratic primaries and caucuses. “After the little mishap […]
Bloomberg completes acquisition of the DNC
NEW YORK, NY – Bloomberg announced today that it has completed its acquisition of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) which now stands as a wholly owned standalone subsidiary of Bloomberg. The acquisition […]
