SAN FRANCISCO, CA – “We need to save the environment,” says the airport instructional video. “Even if it’s only one square at a time.” San Francisco International Airport (SFO) has instituted the ban on single-use toilet paper in an attempt… Read More ›
NEW YORK, NY – Upon hearing the news of billionaire David Koch’s passing at age 79, Bernie Sanders bowed his head in quiet reflection of the thousands of times he had invoked Koch’s name to represent the greed of capitalist… Read More ›
SEATLLE, WA – Upon hearing the news that Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos lost $3.4 Billion in net worth as the stock market plunged last week, concerned citizens have mobilized to save the beleaguered corporation, with many distressing over… Read More ›
NEW YORK, NY – Wells Fargo Bank is facing renewed criticism after it’s been revealed that some of their investment practices going back almost 30 years have left many of its customers with far less money than they originally invested…. Read More ›
LOS ANGELES, CA – Upon seeing the Dow Jones Industrial Average tumble by over 600 points on Thursday, Bill Maher, Comedian and host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, reportedly became physically aroused. “Oh man, look at those numbers… Read More ›
NEW YORK, NY – The nation awoke to the shocking news that Billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein had died, another life tragically taken by suicide. Epstein, 66, was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan on federal charges of… Read More ›
NEW YORK, NY – As the Jeffrey Epstein trial continues, the judge has denied Epstein’s request to have a 12 year-old girl represent him. “Your honor, this is an outrage,” said Epstein in open court. “I am entitled to the… Read More ›
