NEW YORK, NY – Spring is finally here, and girlfriends across the country are ready to put the trauma of the past year behind them and meet up with their gal-pals to […]
American Girlfriends Demand More Hard Seltzer Choices
Elon Musk buys Bolivia, renames it ß-Œ 54-e-A
LA PAZ, BOLIVIA – In a move he describes as a no brainer, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has purchased the South American country of Bolivia for $40.5 billion and renamed it ß-Œ […]
Hillary Clinton to be new face of $50 bill
WASHINGTON, DC – In his first week in office, President Joe Biden has wasted no time righting the wrongs of the past by signing a series of executive orders to empower women […]
Covid-19 relief bill just gives $908B to Jeff Bezos
WASHINGTON, DC – A bipartisan Covid-19 relief bill introduced in Congress will give Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos $908 billion if passed. Although this latest stimulus falls short of providing American taxpayers a […]
Liberals saddened to find most brunch places out of business
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With the 2020 election and the presidency of Donald Trump squarely in the rearview mirror, the nation’s liberals have only one thought on their mind Sunday: their first […]
Shadow, Inc to develop 2020 voting app
DENVER, CO – Mobile app developer BlueLink, formerly known as Shadow Inc, has announced that the company is working on a mobile voting app called VoteLink expected to be the sole voting […]
Leader of Antifa revealed to be Ben Shapiro
LOS ANGELES, CA – The leader of the anti-facism movement Antifa has been revealed to be conservative commentator and editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire Ben Shapiro. The revelation comes after Shapiro created […]
USPS introduces bikini postal workers to raise revenue
WASHINGTON, DC – The beleaguered United States Postal Service has announced the introduction of bikini-clad post office workers and letter carriers in an effort to raise revenue, according to Postmaster General Louis […]
Trump signs executive order banning factual information from social media
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has signed an executive order effectively banning the posting and sharing of factual information on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook. “For far too […]
Nation’s billionaires win democratic primary
WASHINGTON, DC – In a heated primary race that included a total of 29 presidential hopefuls, the democratic primary has concluded with a decisive victory for the nation’s billionaires on Wednesday. “For […]
