CHICAGO – Sitting anxiously in an executive break room as CNN reported news that an airliner carrying 78 souls crash-landed in a fireball at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo International Airport, Boeing Executives were relieved to discover that the crashed Aeroflot plane was… Read More ›
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple has announced that it is developing a brand new app that comes loaded into every iPhone that will alert the user every time he or she [or any gender-neutral pronoun] should be outraged. “Apple is always… Read More ›
HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s official: Disney is taking over the world! With the merger of Disney Studios and 21st Century Fox, there is sure to come more than a few changes to movies, franchises, and characters. BeetPress spoke to Bob… Read More ›
Millions of Twitter users were shocked to discover, upon waking up this morning, that popular satirist and critical thinker who goes by the handle @bourgeoisalien has been silenced. The page, run by an individual known only as Beth, was followed… Read More ›
ATLANTA – CNN, the 24 hour news network, had struggled with its ratings in the past, but a recent spokesman charting its future said there may not be enough tragedy to sustain Cable TV News. “Some blame the Internet or… Read More ›
Twitter users across the U.S. were shocked when Twitter banned every Twitter user that ever posted the word “conservative” in their feed on Thursday. “I’m not even political,” said Todd Chesters of Salt Lake City, Utah. “I just posted to… Read More ›
SEATTLE, WA – Citing a negative reaction stemming from the crash of Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302 on Monday, and the October 29th crash of Lion Air Flight 610, aircraft manufacturer Boeing has disabled the Auto-Crash feature on the new 737… Read More ›
