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SANTA MONICA, CA – Video-on-demand service Hulu has announced that an alternate-reality series titled Forbes is in development, which explores a world in which John Kerry is attractive. “One can’t help to […]
WILMINGTON, DE – In a statement from his home on Thursday, former Vice President and democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden has vowed to end the conflict in Vietnam if elected president. “I […]
MILWAUKEE, WI – The Democratic National Committee has confirmed that a reanimated Strom Thurmond will replace Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to speak at the 2020 DNC Convention to be held at Wisconsin Center […]
MILWAUKEE, WI – The Democratic National Committee has announced that former Ohio Governor John Kasich will join prominent democrats to speak for presumptive nominee Joe Biden at the 2020 Democratic National Convention […]
PORTLAND, OR – Reports are emerging that Portlandia stars Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein were apprehended by secret police officers and taken to an unknown location in an unmarked vehicle sometime Friday […]
TAKOMA PARK, MD – The Green Party has announced that Howie Hawkins will officially become the presumptive nominee of the person who will be blamed if Joe Biden loses the 2020 presidential […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Debra Messing has reportedly called the police on Nina Turner following a recent spat on Twitter over the 2020 presidential election. “Hi, yes, there’s a black woman […]
WASHINGTON, DC – As the November general election approaches, the Democratic Party has announced that they are adopting a pro-gun, anti-abortion platform in hopes of wooing republican voters. “When we lead with […]
DALLAS, TX – The all-female country rock band formerly known as The Chicks has announced that they are dropping the word Chicks from their name, citing the infantile, flippant, and sexist nature […]
CHAPPAQUA, NY – Three years after the release of her 2017 memoir What Happened, former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has penned a new memoir further outlining the reasons behind her 2016 presidential […]
