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• Dem Debates: All Candidates Awarded Participation Trophies

  By personcalledryan on June 27, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  MIAMI, FL – The first set of democratic primary debates of the 2020 election season is over, and all the candidates debated their best and were presented participation trophies by moderators Chuck Todd and Rachel Maddow. “We asked each candidate… Read More ›

• Breaking: Biden Wins Upcoming Debates!

  By personcalledryan on June 25, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  MIAMI, FL – In what pundits are calling a stunning victory, former Vice President Joe Biden has handedly won both democratic debates at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami, Florida. Senator Elizabeth Warren finished a distant… Read More ›

• Student Loan Debt: Warren’s Brilliant Plan; Also How do you Pay for Sanders’ Plan?

  By personcalledryan on June 24, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – For millions of Americans, student loan debt is an impediment to success. Decades ago, a Bachelor’s degree was a ticket to future success; a Bachelor’s degree is now a requirement for most entry-level jobs. Democratic candidates have… Read More ›

• Joe Sestak Seeks to Electrify 2020 Race

  By personcalledryan on June 23, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  PHILADELPHIA, PA – Former representative Joe Sestak’s announcement that he is entering the democratic primary race is sending a shockwave of excitement throughout the nation. “We’re looking for a winner, we’re looking for someone who can beat Trump,” said Arleen… Read More ›

• Beto O’Rourke Rides on Tank, Revives Campaign

  By personcalledryan on May 23, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  STERLING HEIGHTS, MI – In an effort to revive his flailing campaign, presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke has announced a Beto 2.0 relaunch to include a CNN town hall and a campaign visit to the General Dynamics Land Systems plant to… Read More ›

• Joe Biden Under Fire for Plagiarizing Sanders Campaign

  By personcalledryan on May 20, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – Former Vice President and presidential hopeful Joe Biden is in hot water following allegations that he has plagiarized Bernie Sanders’ campaign. At a recent rally in Alabama, Biden appeared before a crowd of dozens opening with a… Read More ›

• Huge Success for Pro-Life Movement as Alabama Rules Anyone Involved in Abortion be Executed

  By personcalledryan on May 18, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  MONTGOMERY, AL – New anti-abortion restrictions signed into law by Governor Kay Ivey are being hailed by pro-life activists as a major victory. The new law falls short of banning abortion, but requires that anyone involved in an abortion be… Read More ›