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• Tim Ryan, Michael Bennett, Michael Bloomberg and 37 Others Announce 2020 Run

  By personcalledryan on April 4, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  EVERYWHERE – In a flurry of press conferences Thursday, Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH), former mayor Michael Bloomberg (D-NY), Sen. Michael Bennett (D-CO), and 37 others announced that they were seeking the nomination to represent the Democratic Party in the 2020… Read More ›

• Bigshot Sanders Supporter Donates $28

  By personcalledryan on March 28, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  PALO ALTO, CA – Upon hearing a call to action at a recent Bernie Sanders Rally, local web developer and Mr. Moneybags Chris Corrigan logged into ActBlue.com and donated $28 to Bernie Sander’s 2020 presidential campaign. “I hear that the… Read More ›

• Mueller Pulls All-nighter to Finish Report

  By personcalledryan on March 25, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – A visibly exhausted Robert Mueller turned in his report to the Justice Department on Friday almost 30 minutes past the deadline. “Listen, I’ve had a lot going on in my personal life, and I’m trying to juggle… Read More ›

• Bernie Sanders Refines Revolution: Make McRib Available Year-round

  By personcalledryan on March 24, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  SAN FRANCISCO, CA – At a campaign Rally in San Francisco on Sunday, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders refined the details of his revolution to demand that fast food chain McDonalds make the McRib available year round, calling access to the… Read More ›

• Twitter User Suspended, #freebeth Movement Launched

  By personcalledryan on March 24, 2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Millions of Twitter users were shocked to discover, upon waking up this morning, that popular satirist and critical thinker who goes by the handle @bourgeoisalien has been silenced. The page, run by an individual known only as Beth, was followed… Read More ›

• Biden’s VP Short List

  By personcalledryan on March 22, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – Former Vice President Joe Biden has yet to officially announce his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election, but many have speculated that he’s planning on launching his campaign in April. Sources close to the former VP confirm… Read More ›

• Hickenlooper Relaunches Presidential Bid

  By personcalledryan on March 20, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  DENVER, CO – Citing a lack of media coverage or general awareness of his presidential campaign, former Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper relaunched his 2020 bid during a press conference on Monday. “Maybe you didn’t get the memo last time, or… Read More ›