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• Bennet, Ryan, Swalwell, Moulton, and Inslee Combine into Super-Mediocre Hybrid Candidate

  By personcalledryan on May 2, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – In an effort to lessen the number of democratic presidential hopefuls and streamline the democratic primary debates, a super-mediocre hybrid candidate has been created by combining Michael Bennet, Tim Ryan, Eric Swalwell, Seth Moulton, and Jay Inslee…. Read More ›

• NRA: Active Shooter Extinguishers Will Make Public Safer

  By personcalledryan on May 1, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  FAIRFAX COUNTY, VA – After a recent string of active shooter incidents, National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre has introduced a revolutionary new system aimed at protecting the public from homicidal maniacs armed with high powered assault rifles. “We know… Read More ›

• HUGE! Latest Poll of Jill Biden Shows Overwhelming Support for Joe Biden

  By personcalledryan on April 30, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  ATLANTA – Former Vice President and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is continuing his meteoric rise through a crowded field of candidates, leaving him head and shoulders above the rest of the Democratic candidates according to a new poll from… Read More ›

• Success! Big Win for Medicare-for-All as Pelosi Lowers Eligibility Age to 64-and-a-Half

  By personcalledryan on April 30, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – Progressives and Medicare-for-All supporters are cheering House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s recent endorsement of Medicare-for-All. “I came into the hearing with an open mind, and after hearing the testimony of the very courageous Ady Barkan, I now recognize… Read More ›

• All Grown Up: Sanders Now Wants to be Called Bernard

  By personcalledryan on April 29, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  BURLINGTON, VT – Stating that he is no longer a kid, democratic presidential hopeful Senator Sanders now wants to be called Bernard. “Look, would you get legal advice from someone named Robby, or medical advice from someone named Susie? I… Read More ›

• “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg Surges in GOP Polls

  By personcalledryan on April 23, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – South Bend, IN mayor Pete Buttigieg is now neck and neck with President Donald Trump in the latest CNN poll of likely republican voters. The surprising results reflect a 28-point jump in support for Buttigieg, with Trump… Read More ›

• OBSTRUCTION! COLLUSION!

  By personcalledryan on April 18, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON, DC – The full 448-page partially redacted Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the 2016 Presidential Election, or Mueller Report, was released to Congress and the public today. OBSTRUCTION! According to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, the report- “RUSSIA!… Read More ›