Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders is under fire for reporting that he is now a millionaire due to royalties from his book How to Dupe the Public (by Pretending to Give a Sh*t […]
Bernie Sanders Under Fire for “How to Dupe the Public” Book Sales
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Champion of the Poor Now Making Six Figures
WASHINGTON, DC – Voters in New York’s 14th Congressional District, which represents the Bronx and parts of Queens, were shocked and disheartened to learn that the representative they elected to represent them […]
DNC to Democrats: Opt-out or You’re Running for President
WASHINGTON, DC – In a memo released to democrats Monday morning, the Democratic National Committee is requiring that democrats opt-out, otherwise they’ll be automatically entered into the 2020 democratic primary race. “The […]
Tim Ryan, Michael Bennett, Michael Bloomberg and 37 Others Announce 2020 Run
EVERYWHERE – In a flurry of press conferences Thursday, Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH), former mayor Michael Bloomberg (D-NY), Sen. Michael Bennett (D-CO), and 37 others announced that they were seeking the nomination […]
Bigshot Sanders Supporter Donates $28
PALO ALTO, CA – Upon hearing a call to action at a recent Bernie Sanders Rally, local web developer and Mr. Moneybags Chris Corrigan logged into ActBlue.com and donated $28 to Bernie […]
Mueller Pulls All-nighter to Finish Report
WASHINGTON, DC – A visibly exhausted Robert Mueller turned in his report to the Justice Department on Friday almost 30 minutes past the deadline. “Listen, I’ve had a lot going on in […]
Bernie Sanders Refines Revolution: Make McRib Available Year-round
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – At a campaign Rally in San Francisco on Sunday, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders refined the details of his revolution to demand that fast food chain McDonalds make the […]
Twitter User Suspended, #freebeth Movement Launched
Millions of Twitter users were shocked to discover, upon waking up this morning, that popular satirist and critical thinker who goes by the handle @bourgeoisalien has been silenced. The page, run by […]
Biden’s VP Short List
WASHINGTON, DC – Former Vice President Joe Biden has yet to officially announce his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election, but many have speculated that he’s planning on launching his campaign in […]
Hickenlooper Relaunches Presidential Bid
DENVER, CO – Citing a lack of media coverage or general awareness of his presidential campaign, former Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper relaunched his 2020 bid during a press conference on Monday. “Maybe […]
